Vicky Advani

Here are 7 pictures of European trucks whose trailers are decorated to look like the sides are missing and the products they are hauling are painted on the sides and back.

The first one is of a bottle of beer and looks so real, like it is coming out the side of the trailer.

The second is of canvas tote bag.

The third is of Pepsi cases and they are all stacked on the ceiling, and the bottom of the trailer is empty.

The fourth is of another truck with the windshield facing the back and there has been a driver painted in the driver’s seat looking back over his shoulder to appear like he is driving backwards. (Now this one is just plain scary, even when the German reads ‘On the wrong way?’)

The sixth one is of a bookshelf with books lined up in it and a post-it-note with an advertisement on it, probably for the company that sells the books

The last one is for Pringles-Hot & Spicy. The ‘inside’ of the trailer has the appearance of having been through a fire.

A teacher compiled this list of comments from test papers, essays etc., submitted to science and health teachers by elementary, junior high, high school, and college students. As she noted, “It’s truly astonishing what weird science our young scholars can create under the pressure of time and grades”.

* H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.
* To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.
* When you smell an oderless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.
* Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.
* Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and caterpillars.
* Blood flows down one leg and up the other.
* Respiration is composed of two acts, first inspiration, and then expectoration.
* The moon is a planet, just like the earth, only it is even deader.
* Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull.
* Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.
* Mushrooms always grow in damp places so they look like umbrellas.
* The pistol of a flower is its only protections agenst insects.
* The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out and the outsides
have ben taken off. The purpose of the skeleton is something to hitch meat to.
* A permanent set of teeth consist of eight canines, eight cuspids, two molars, and eight cuspidors.
* The tides are a fight between the Earth and moon. All water tends towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
* A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is.
* Equator: A managerie lion running around the Earth through Africa.
* Germinate: To become a naturalized German.
* Liter: a nest of young puppies.
* Magnet: something you find crawling all over a dead cat.
* Momentum: what you give a person when they are going away.
* Planet: A body of Earth surrounded by sky.
* Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot.
* Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives.
* Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the blood is affirmative or negative.
* To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose.
* For a nosebleed: Put the nose much lower than the body until the heart stops.
* For dog bite: put the dog away for several days. If he has not recovered, then kill it.
* For head cold: use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops in your throat.
* To keep milk from turning sour: Keep it in the cow.

1) Blog/site not indexed at all? Relatively new blog and wanna get it indexed for the first time?

If your Blog/Website is relatively new or not getting indexed at all then please visit the below links and submit your URL to them to get it indexed for the very first time

Google: http://www.google.com/addurl/?continue=/addurl 

Yahoo:  http://in.search.yahoo.com/info/submit.html

MSN:     http://search.live.com/docs/submit.aspx

Submit express: (This website would help you to register your URL on various search engines in one click and that too for free) http://www.submitexpress.com/submit.html  

Also register your sites on below links to get free analysis of your website and to get them indexed much faster. 

Yahoo:  https://siteexplorer.search.yahoo.com/ 

Google: http://www.google.com/analytics/ 

2) How to ping search engines?

Ping the search engines to let them know that you have updated your blog/website. This would help you in getting more articles of your blog being indexed which would eventually lead to better traffic on your blog

*replace vickyadvani.blog.co.in URL from below links with your own URL

Yahoo: http://api.my.yahoo.com/rss/ping?u=http://vickyadvani.blog.co.in 

Ask.com:http://submissions.ask.com/ping?sitemap=http%3A//www.vickyadvani.blog.co.in  

MSN (Msn doesn’t allow a direct ping so we need to ping its backdoor website moreover)

http://api.moreover.com/ping?u=http://www.vickyadvani.blog.co.in 

Google (Go to this link and punch in your blog url) : http://blogsearch.google.com/ping 

To update your sitemap on Google then use the below URL (from below link replace www.vickyadvani.blog.co.in/sitemap.xml with your own sitemap URL) 

http://www.google.com/webmasters/tools/ping?sitemap=http://www.vickyadvani.blog.co.in/sitemap.xml

Pingomatic (this website would help you to ping various search engines in one go) http://www.pingomatic.com/

3) How to submit your URL to various directories ?

Submit your blog to various directories/RSS feeds to increase the exposure of your Blog and get better page rank and traffic. In order to get the list of directories were you can submit your blog for free then please check my article List of over 150 websites to submit your blog for free

If you are building links for your blog to improve your Google Page Rank and Search Engine Position then submit your blog to these Directories and Websites for free.

For some of the websites I have also listed their page rank in brackets.

Please do let me know if you all are aware of any such other websites which can be included in my list below 

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Once you have submitted your Blog/Website to all these directories, then also try to get your URL indexed fast on search engines…visit my article on How to make search engines crawl your blog? to make your URL indexed faster and better

1.        Open Internet Explorer

2.        Go to Google.com/images

3.        Type “flowers” or any other word.

4.        You will get a page which is having full of images

5.        Then delete the  URL  from the address bar and paste the following script

javascript:R= 0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI= document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i<DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position= ‘absolute’ ; DIS.left=Math. sin(R*x1+ i*x2+x3)* x4+x5; DIS.top=Math. cos(R*y1+ i*y2+y3)* y4+y5}R++ }setInterval( ‘A()’,5); void(0)

OR

javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position=’absolute’; DIS.left=Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5; DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R++}setInterval(’A()’,5); void(0);

6.         See the magic of programming
 
Enjoy!

 
This drive will allow users to save their data online and users will be able to access their data from any computer in the world

Taking cloud computing to a new level, Google is soon going to launch ‘GDrive’, a long-rumored online storage for its users.

GDrive would work as an online hard disk and could essentially work as a syncing device that will periodically update itself with the activities that take place on a computer, the Google Operating System has discovered.

Also discovered in a Google Apps CSS file is that there is reportedly an update for Google Docs on the way that would include a desktop client for syncing files with GDrive.

Since this drive will allow users to save their data online, users will be able to access their data from any computer in the world, as long as it is connected to an internet connection.

In fact, if you take Google provisions seriously, you’ve probably already shifted your photograph and document base to atleast one of the Google services that work as great archiving hubs. However, space restriction and reliability could be a user’s concern while depending on the Google servers to save their precious data.

The GDrive could also partially replace the physical hard disk that a user needs to select an operating system (OS) for usage — that is, after the initial booting. Google’s online hard drive will merge all of Google’s web based applications and make them available together.

The GDrive is expected to be launched in 2009.

To take knowledge to every household and help students get feed on every subject while sitting home, the government is set to make available low-cost computers at USD 10 within six months.

The computer will be a small equipment with expandable memory, LAN and Wi-Fi facilities. The government will also produce e-content on every subject which will be made available free of cost.

The low-cost computers are being developed under the central scheme — National Mission on Education through Information Communication Technology (ICT).

Source
http://www.expressindia.com/latest-n…Rs-500/416599/

SIGN ON AN ELECTRICIAN’S TRUCK:
Let us remove your shorts

MATERNITY CLOTHES SHOP
We are open on labor day

ON MATERNITY ROOM DOOR:
‘Push, Push, Push’

ON A FRONT DOOR:
Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog

SCIENTIST’S DOOR:
Gone Fission

TAXIDERMIST WINDOW:
We really know our stuff

PODIATRIST’S WINDOW:
Time wounds all heels

BUTCHER’S WINDOW:
Let me meat your needs

USED CAR LOT:
Second Hand cars in first crash condition

SIGN ON FENCE:
‘Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive’

CAR DEALERSHIP:
The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment

MUFFLER SHOP:
No appointment necessary. We’ll hear you coming

NON-SMOKING AREA:
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take Appropriate action

OPTOMETRIST’S OFFICE:
If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. –Frank Sinatra

The problem with some people is that when they aren’t drunk, they’re sober. –William Butler Yeats

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. –Ernest Hemingway

You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. –Dean Martin

Drunk is feeling sophisticated when you can’t say it. –Anonymous

Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time. –Catherine Zandonella

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol. –Anonymous

Drinking provides a beautiful excuse to pursue the one activity that truly gives me pleasure, hooking up with fat hairy girls.–Ross Levy

Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder. –Anonymous

Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life. –Anonymous

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? –Stephen Wright

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven Sooooo, let’s all get drunk, and go to heaven… – Brian O’Rourke

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. –Winston Churchill

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin Franklin

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.–Dave Barry

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer. –Homer Simpson

I drink to make other people interesting. –George Jean Nathan